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Luke: Page 27! Real detectivism! 1
Luke: Real commentary!
Luke: So Alan Jarvis is secretly a reference to something. Except I totally forgot it… and I may have made it all up. 2
Joe: Are you sure you aren’t high? 3
Luke: I am not. I did just have a mocha coolata and a big toaster thing at Dunkin Donuts. #productPlacement. And I am pooping tired. 4
Luke: Indeed. Also there is apparently a real Golden Memories Bar. 5
Joe: Gosh should we change it? Golden… Showers Bar?
Luke: No because it is a horrible name for a bar. And Golden Showers Bar is also a real thing.
Joe: …you looked it up?
Luke: I just now did. Damn you Joe. Apparently it isn’t. 6
Luke: Or it doesn’t come up in Google which is possible. Speaking of things that are coming up though – SPX. We will have books for sale or delivery! 7
Joe: Yes. SPX.
Luke: We will also bring a psychologist along with us. To save on the hotel room.
Joe: It’s so fortunate there’s a psychologist convention at the same time as SPX>
Luke: No my dad is a psychologist and he is coming along. Because I am getting a Nerdlinger. And Joe will be going to Super Art Fight. And my dad wants to be supportive which is cool.
Joe: Yes, Art Fighting right after The Ignatz Awards. BE THERE. 8
Luke: We may kill people! Also we will be eating dinner with people who paid to eat dinner with us!
Joe: It’ll be kinda nifty maybe! Those poor people!
Luke: Cest la vie.
Luke: SPX: The SPXocalypse! 9
Joe: Fun for the whole family!
Luke: SPX 2011: ResurrSPXion. We will see you Sunday! Also if we sell 10 sets of books (not preorders) we will post three updates! 10
Joe: Sooo…. yeah.
Luke: Buy stuff so we don’t go broke! Or broker! PAX TIL SPX
1. Detectivism – support for detectives
2. No idea about Alan Jarvis
3. Stays sober.
4. pooping tired = fucking tired but more pooped
5. I didn’t look this up before.
6. Oh god I wish I didn’t look it up.
7. Changeling – $5, Socialfist $7. Both – $10
8. Or be Square!
9. Judgement Day
10. Basically if we get $100 I won’t be broke.