So Joe and I did a commentary but it wasn’t good so enjoy the comic as is and check out Just The First Frame which now has our webbed comic. Excelsior!
Luke: Hey Joe. How are you?
Joe: I have been better.
Luke: Me too. I am pooped.
Luke: Comrade Obozobummer’s convoy stopped me in traffic for 40 minutes. It was fun.
Joe: Nice to know that you only call me when you’re bored.
Luke: I also called Andrew and Tim. I called you first though because
I just called to say I love you.
I just called to say I understand
I just called to say I missed you
I just called cuz sometimes sex with a man. (Note: I do not actually want sex with a man.)
Joe: I want a divorce
Luke: I think we did this joke last time where I said we weren’t married yet.
Joe: The fact still stands.
Luke: I need this tax status Joe. Or else I get deported.
Joe: Okay then Sandra Bullock.
Luke: Is diabetes guy going to save me at the rodeo from the guy who tried to kill me.
Joe: No. Murphy Brown and William Shatner are going to beat you to death with a tire iron.
Luke: Wait, I thought you were Hugh Grant. I am confused now. Also wasn’t Murphy Brown the character?
Joe: Whatever, Cowboy Curtis.
Luke: I am so confused. Why is Sally Sparrow hanging with Hal and The Notebook in a car.
Joe: Because that is what she wants in life. Hanging out in cars with strange men.
Luke: Anyway, we are back from Changeling ready to kick ass.
Luke: And Heroes Con is still a go! Tell your kids!
Luke: Have kids so you can tell them! And I think that is it for now
Joe and I have been covering duties for our comic bros over at Let’s Be Friends Again getting Gaiman-esqe and sentai-ary.
And then Spam Ultron comes in the ni-i-i-ight.
Comicing should resume and then we should be able to build a buffer!
Sorry once more.
Luke: Greetings Joe Hunter. Are you getting enough oxygen? 1
Joe: Unfortunately, yes.
Luke: Hahaha, you make us all worry sometimes. And then we Facebook messages your mom. 2
Joe: you what
Luke: Oh yeah. When we didn’t hear from you everyone was like “Luke, can you find his mom on Facebook and try contact her”?
Joe: … jesus. she has no idea how messages work anyway.
Luke: Ahahaha. So, we should be able to super 100% be able to announce that we are going to Heroes Con next week.
Luke: Yes. You can see Matt Fraction and us! We might even be Matt Fraction! Also appearing – Spam Ultron??? 3
Joe: Not likely!
strong>Luke: And we finally also get to see more homoerotic adventures of the chronolord and Jeff.
Joe: we’re calling him a chronolord now? really? REALLY?
Luke: Timelord is copyrighted? Ironically by the band time lord.
Joe: …are you kidding 4
Luke: It is an erotic steampunk hip hop team.
Luke: The have the weakest beats but their bronzed parachute pants are hilarious.
Joe: … I want a divorce. 5
Luke: Joe, to do that we’d need to be gay married. And with Boehner as the governor that won’t happen for a while.
Joe: Boner isn’t the governor…?
Luke: He’ll be the governor in the Walking Dead sense of the character. 6
Luke: I had a brain fart. I meant representative. It has been a long day.
Luke: I am also at the point where I am just going to stop reading comics news and culture. The shit is just immature people refusing to grow up 90% of the time. 7
Joe: Adults reading picture books acting immature? OH MY GAWD.
Luke: I mean about all the gender issues in comics. People who maybe don’t forget it but the people who don’t give a shit in any capacity or who are antagonistic to equality in the media.
Joe: I know
Luke: Plus this Earth 2 stuff is bumming my face.
Luke: And Shazam?
Joe: Just… stupid.
Luke: Yeah, that is why I am writing my ersatz Shazam piece “Pharaoh and The Ibis” and posting it to Tumblr. 8
Luke: Joe Hunter called it “…wow”
Joe: I did indeed.
Luke: It has snow and orphans just like Oliver Twist. 9
Luke: Well that was me doing a shameless plug. Anything new for you to pimp?
Joe: Uhh… not especially?
Luke: Well, we will be back Thursday or Friday then with more Changeling!
Joe: Woo! 10
1. Hahaha, references
2. Thanks Justin, Tara, Jason, Jordan, Kevin, Chris, Neil, Niel, Young Neil, Kim, Chris, Jim, Daniel, Jon and Madeleine for your concerns.
3. He will be on a panel.
5. So do I, Joe isn’t a woman at all.
6. Plan to leave Ohio if we get zombies.
7. Except webcomics.
8. SHAMELESS PLUG
Joe needs to take one more week off. He went through some really tough stuff last week so he is taking time off.
In other sad news, we will not be tabling at SPX but we are attempting to get money to go Heroes Con. We could use some financial help though. If you’d like to help, sending $10 gets you a exclusive Changeling print – exclusive to this fundraiser!
So help out if you can by paypal-ing me at email@example.com or buy something at the store.
Thanks for your time.
(also I’ll be posting some more CYOA pieces soon)